Someone says to me "would you mind turning down that music?"instead of turning it down and giving that person "The Look" I am going to say, "yes I actually do mind turning down this music as I am busting my are to get these papers out and I have had to listen to your moronic laugh for months now, but hey, thats ok if your abrasive laugh has been getting on not only my nerves but everyone else's for the past 12 months. So yes, I will turn down the music, but I will resent you bitterly for asking nor will I ever ever miss an opportunity to make snide remarks about this whilst I am well within your hearing for the remainder of your working career."
Because thats just the kind of bitch I am.
I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!! you have to be careful of those hyphenated names...they're lots and lots of trouble :)
Posted by: Henry | Monday, 20 December 2010 at 08:47 PM