One of the neighbourhood "mysteries" is "Old Guy Across The Street."
Every Wednesday morning he leaves the house at sparrow-fart.
He is usually carrying a plastic grocery sack.
He wears a pork-pie hat, (you know the kind, the type of hat Fred McMurray wore in all those movies in the fifties).
I had put forth several scenarios to
Abner Mr H, most of which involved nursing homes, lifelong friends, and scenes taken straight from "Driving Miss Daisy" or "Tuesdays with Morrie".
This morning "Old Guy Across The Street" (aka: "OGATS") pulled out of his driveway promptly at 6:15 am. He then parked in front of "George Across The Street"'s house, blocking GATS's driveway in the bargain. OGATS then went into his house, returned to his car carrying a package of toilet paper (the plot thickens!).