sign outside a "mom & pop" store somewhere in my suburb:
New Year Special [umm, excuse me but it's almost April]
Spend $20 and get something something [I can't remember exactly, but it was something free]
and underneath that the shopkeepers had written
does not include pohn cards.
I swear I am walking my fat arse [I went to the doctor the other day - remember? And my arse is officially fat.] up there on Saturday and taking a picture.