Things you shouldn’t do first thing in the morning:
1. Remove batteries that have exploded from a battery charger and then, failing to wash your hands, scratch your testicles.
2. Not being the owner of the aforementioned testicles, burst into hysterical laughter when you are told about the incident.
From the “what the hell were they thinking when they got dressed this morning?” department:
1. Although I am not twenty years old anymore, I can remember being a slave to fashion and dressing in the latest trendiest outfits. However, I am sure I never left home dressed in a sheer white mini skirt so short it barely concealed my wendy, pink knee socks and hair dyed to match the socks. Oh, and don’t forget the 6 inch heels.
2. At the other end of the age spectrum, why did the obviously over 40 woman decide not only to wear the clingy shirt that painfully emphasised the fact that she had enjoyed maybe just one beer too many over the course of her lifetime, but decide to accessorise the look with a short fake leopard skin jacket. Oh, and don’t forget the matching leopard skin pointy toed shoes.
Life in the new workplace is good: have been spending the last month trying to understand accents and sitting back and observing the office politics. The cast of characters is vast and promises to be full of new material. On the downside, I have been so tired when I get home, it’s all I can do to eat some dinner and not fall asleep on the couch. Hopefully I’ll get you caught up soon.